I will retort that any organization willing to spend money to give their fans a championship is worthy of praise, not ridicule. Everyone will complain that the two biggest spenders are the last two standing. Unsurprisingly, this will become a political football (PUN ALERT!) in America.ġ3) The Los Angeles Dodgers will beat the New York Yankees in the World Series. Snark trumps self-parody.ġ0) The Golden State Warriors will not win the NBA Championship.ġ1) The men’s and women’s curling teams from Canada will both win gold medals at the Olympics…and sincerely apologize afterward for being too damn good.ġ2) France will win the World Cup. “Deadpool” makes fun of the genre from the inside. The era of superloud superhero movies is (mercifully) coming to an end. No one on this planet can bring forth reconciliation like this Holy Father.ĩ) “Deadpool 2” will make more money than “Avengers: Infinity War”. Republicans will respond by opening a Congressional investigation into an story suggesting Hillary Clinton has unpaid parking tickets.Ĩ) Pope Francis’s scheduled trip to Northern Ireland will lead to substantive talks about uniting the Republic of Ireland with the British North. It will have 50 million members by the end of the year because, well, you know, why not?ħ) Donald Trump will launch a nuclear missile after a rogue world leader suggests his sexual prowess has diminished. No reason for this prediction other than a hunch.Ħ) A new social networking website will launch that will force members to do everything it tells you to do, buy what it tells you to buy and watch what it tells you to watch. They will then chant in unison, “We have no god but Trump.”ĥ) Cache Valley will have a wet summer. Capitol with shaved heads and wearing white robes with the word TRUMP emblazoned on the front. On the day this happens, Congressional Republicans will prance out on to the steps of the U.S. HBO will not want half of its’ subscribers cancelling right before Christmas, so they will hold off until 2019.Ĥ) Robert Mueller will be fired. As of this writing, the final date for this show’s last six episodes has not been announced. Within two weeks of this event, a Starbucks and a Walmart will start construction on the red planet.Ģ) Shortly after Argentina is scheduled to start commercial flights to Antarctica, penguins will be forced to shack up four to a nest to afford rising rents.ģ) The last season of “Game of Thrones” will not air in 2018. I will, however, make predictions of other sorts in this space at this time.ġ) In November, NASA’s InSight probe will land on Mars. I was a student at Utah State University who hosted Quizzo at the White Owl in 2008. I was the father of two toddlers in 1998.
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